Posted 1 day ago by Tom Cullen And on the first day Chuck Norris was created ... and he took care of everything else later that afternoon. 7. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as giraffes. 8. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. .... I agree 100%. Mr Norris needs to accept that he is an OLD FART. Who the hell is afraid of a 70 yrs old has been? Mr Norris, isn't it time for you to have dinner at the Nursing Home? ...more

Posted 14 hours ago by Someone 5. rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. 6. And on the first day Chuck Norris was created … and he took care of everything else later that afternoon. ...more

Posted 8 hours ago by John Strodtbeck --Chuck Norris destroyed the Periodic Table of Elements because he only recognizes the element of surprise --Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed --Everyday is a gift, a gift that Chuck Norris let me live another day. ... --Chuck Norris is the only man in the world who can slam a revolving door. --Chuck's view on health care reform: "I don't need it and you're already dead". --They originally wanted Chuck Norris to do the movie "The Terminator" but realized it would ...more